Baseball fans have reacted
hysterically to Jason Giambi’s
admission of steroid use. Steroids
permeated the American weightlifting
scene in the 1960’s, about 40 years
before we hear the complete naiveté
about steroid use expressed by many.
Fans and writers are naive to
think that Jason Giambi "cheated"….
We will never know how many
ballplayers are using steroids, but
it has to be plenty. The stakes are
just too high. Case in point: local
bodybuilders, competing for the
title "Mister Queens", are avid
steroid users. The title awards the
winner a lovely trophy, a little
less than the $84.5 million Jason
Giambi makes. He didn’t cheat. Jason
Giambi had no unfair advantage over
his peers. How can you play at that
level without taking steroids?
Major League Baseball must love
steroid use; steroids saved
baseball. McGuire and Sosa made us
forget about the strike season the
year before. We want to see freaks!
Look at the covers of the Muscle
Magazines these days. Two hundred
and sixty-pound monsters with one
percent body fat and 32-inch
waistlines. It is just not possible
to get there naturally. Yet the
magazine editors abhor steroid use
and endorse "natural" training
techniques; just like MLB, but we
know the fans want to gawk at the
25-inch biceps and the 500-foot home
runs.
It would be great if a big expose
came out of this, and we found out
who all the steroid users are. Mark
McGuire is built like a world
champion weightlifter. He sure left
town fast. In one year, Lenny
Dykstra went from a hustling,
scrappy player to a hulking, thickly
muscled player, amid abounding
rumors. Gary Sheffield mentioned
Roger Clemens. Governor
Schwarzenegger admitted to
"experimenting" with steroids in the
sixties. He was a pioneer who
ushered in the steroid age. His
partner Franco Columbo from "Pumping
Iron" is pictured in a latter day
comeback to win Mister Olympia with
protruding growths on his nipples, a
side effect of reckless steroid use,
removable through surgery.
A problem with steroid use is
that when you go off, you lose
everything, and it blows your mind.
Lyle Alzado claims to have been on
steroids constantly, without any
break in the cycle. Usually athletes
or weightlifters go on a cycle
before big competitions, but
baseball is a 6-month season, not
counting the pre-season or the
post-season. This would be a long
time to go while using steroids. Who
knows how the players use them?
Maybe Balco?
"Steroid rage", aka "roid rage",
was recently used in the courtroom
as a line of defense for a convicted
murderer. Some of the behaviors
exhibited in the big leagues may be
steroid related. Wasn’t that berserk
when Roger Clemens threw a bat at
Rod Piazza?
It is easy to tell if a
ballplayer uses steroids. If the
athlete looks "unreal" or
accomplishes something that is
"unreal", then it isn’t real.
Barry Bonds insults us with his
admission of using a cream. Most
likely he was on a complicated and
carefully planned regimen of items,
and he knew. Your sexual
mechanism either doesn’t work or
doesn’t stop working. Today
these guys and gals look like
weightlifters and bodybuilders. If
it sounds like I’m making
accusations… I am! I am
saying that these players with
bodybuilder bodies are users. You’d
have to be with someone 24 hours a
day to know for sure. If you ever
saw these athletes up close or were
in the same room with them, you’d be
shocked at the thickly muscled
bodies these athletes have. It’s
beyond credulity, it’s not
believable, and it is unbelievable
that fans and the New York Yankees
find Jason Giambi’s confession so
shocking.